By: Matt M.

So one day in December, I thought, "Hey, why pay money to upgauge my ears when I've tapered ear spikes that I could just shove in?" Ten minutes later, my mom found me passed out on the bathroom floor. But I don't think she called me Gregory. While I was passed out, I dreamt (I don't know that it was really dreaming) of biking down the 417.

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