antigreg : other content : the photo id project

2000

It has come to my attention that antigreg.com has not been sufficiently anti-Greg as of late. Luckily, I’ve been saving my bus passes for the past four years in anticipation of this moment. Admittedly, the photo seen above isn’t that horrible. But for those of you who haven’t seen the pre-millennial Greg: don’t worry, it gets worse. Or better, depending on your point of view. (My point of view has me all ready for some self-deprecating fun; therefore, it definitely gets better.)

So yup. This is more or less me as I look now: hair 0.5" long all over, all trendy piercings present and accounted for. I could throw in a comment about the ID-printing machine not liking my face and adding a streak down the centre of it, but I’ve got other fish to fry. As you’ll see on the next page.